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Da, bit će točkica u blatu

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za bilo koga od nas

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samo izvadi krila

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migolji se

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Connorov kurac je velik.

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Ne 'proći'
gore iz usta

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'i uništi svoje organe na putu'
nekako velik,

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koje sam vidio na Heavy-R -
što ne želim.

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Connorov kurac je ružičast.

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I to je...zanimljivo.

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Nekako me podsjeća
sirove pileće kože -

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ali pokušavam ne razmišljati o tome.

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Umjesto toga, idem sa
'dugi, ružičasti balon'

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to će sada, konačno, biti
boriti se s mojom vaginom.

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Mmm.

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Ja to želim.

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hajde

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(GUNCA)

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Želim to sada!

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Ah! Ja... Žao mi je. Ja...ja samo...

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Uf! ja samo...

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ne želim...

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znate.

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(UZDAŠE) Ne znam, čovječe, ti si...

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...ti...ti si samo...

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..tako...čisto.

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ne razumijem

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Razumijete li?
Da. Da.

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CANDICE: Previše si čista.
Moraš ga seksati, brate.

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Ja nisam čist. Ja sam prljava.

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(KLIK!)
Uspio sam.

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Pošalji, može?
u redu Idemo dalje.

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Selfie od pušenja.

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Gledaš, da?

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(KLIK!)

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U redu, ti si na redu.

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Zaboravi da si djevica
i kanaliziraj svoju drolju.

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Želiš li mu popušiti kurac
ili...ili se nasmiješiti tome?

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Ja ne... Ni jedno ni drugo.

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(UZDASI)

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Tracey, on te želi
da mu gurneš svoju macu u lice

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kao da ćeš uzeti
sranje na to.

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Želi dobiti svoj nos
sve tamo gore.

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Ne, ne znam tko ti je rekao
bilo je uobičajeno, ta stvar...

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Selfie je teoretski ispit
na vozački ispit

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a ti nisi 100% spreman
polagati vozački ispit, bruv!

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Moraš malo istražiti.

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Mislim da bi trebao razgovarati s mamom

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o onome što ste gledali
drugu noć.

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Što... što sam gledao?

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(SVI JUKU)

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ŽENA: (NA SNIMKU)
O, da, gospodine - u moju guzicu.

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Ovo je tako dobar osjećaj!

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(MUŠKARAC STENJE NA SNIMCI)

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Neću reći sve dok
sljedeća riječ koju izgovorite je 'da'.

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Mogu li posuditi vaš laptop, molim?

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Tvoj laptop, mogu li posuditi, mogu li?

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sta to radis

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Ponavljanje pitanja
označava važnost.

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U redu, dakle, ova metoda nije
dajući rezultate koje sam...

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Želiš li moj laptop?
Da.

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Pa, uzmi.
U REDU.

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Reci hvala.
Nema na čemu.

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U REDU.
Da.

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Bog.

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Ah! Što...što radiš?

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Pokušavam ti popušiti!

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Zašto?
Zato što želim.

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Mislio sam da ti se ne sviđa
takve stvari.

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Hoćeš li samo sjesti
pa ja to mogu? hajde

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Vau.

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dobro, uh...

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Uzet ću ti penis
van sada. U REDU?

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Da, da, u redu.
U REDU? Cool.

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Oh! To je, uh...

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uh...

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Vrlo je opušteno.

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I rekla bih
daj mi malo prljavih riječi

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ali znam da to nije tvoja stvar.

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(ŠMRKNE) Da. Da, jeste. to je...
Mislio sam da nije.

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Da, pa, možda postoji
puno stvari koje mislite

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da ne trebaš,
uh, jer nije...

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Volim to...raditi to.

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Oprostite. Sad ću to učiniti.

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u redu
Hvala. Hm...

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uh...

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Zdravo penis.

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Rascijepi mi guzice.

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Rastrgaj moju, uh, guzicu,

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dok nije...je...dovoljno široko

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za...glavu na vratu
za...uskočiti,

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i...pogledajte pogled

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unutar mojih slomljenih...gužvastih obraza.

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Nije išlo.
OK, taj put nije uspjelo.

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Oh, Bože.

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(UDARCI)

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Oh! ooh!

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br.
To je... Prilično je hladno.

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Dolazi električar
sutra popraviti tuš.

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Rekao sam mu bilo kada prije 1:00,
pa trebam da si budan.

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Što, spremaš se
za jebanje sisa?

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Oh, nemoj otići, mama!

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Gdje si...kamo ideš?

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Uzmi ovo - ispada,
imam posao!

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Oh. Izvolite.
Da?

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Da, to je mjesto na koje idem

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koji nas drži u stanu
i izvan zaostataka.

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Tracey, obuci svoju odjeću.
Ne, ne obaziri se na mene.

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Ne, izbacimo ovo.

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Netko mora kupiti tvoju beskorisnost
bilježnice i olovke.

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Vidimo se kasnije, može?

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Nisam ja, to je mama...
Ona želi razgovarati.

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Ne, nema.

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Djevojka djevojci, ne možete jebati sise
sa sisama poput tvojih.

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Imaš sise
40-godišnjaka s trojkama.

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Sada, samo kažem.
Nije smiješno.

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Mama! Nisam završio s ovim!
Oh, začepi!

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Prestani odlaziti od mene.
Možemo li razgovarati o ovome kasnije?

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(MUŠKARAC STENJE NA SNIMCI)

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(ŽENA JUKUJE NA SNIMCI)

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(JIŠĆE, JUKUJE)

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(STENJANJE, CILJANJE)

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(STENJE)

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(UZDASI)

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KRISTY: Ovako je bolje
jebeno biti ljudska kosa.

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CANDICE: Naravno da jest.

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Kristy, uh, koliko
jesu li vaši, hm...?

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Oh, stari, nije čak ni vrijedno toga.

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Tri godine štednje za tražitelje posla
Dodatak samo za one jeftine.

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Mogu ih okrenuti natrag prema naprijed.
To je moj trik za zabavu.

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Što si je pitao o tome?

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Hm, Connorova mama je rekla...

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Oh, trebao sam ti reći o tome
donje rublje davno, znaš, dušo.

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Što?
Samo što...

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Rekao sam ti da joj kažeš
mnogo puta.

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Š-što nije u redu s mojim sisama?

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Spuštaju se.
KARLY: Ne, nemoj biti izvan reda.

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Kao naušnice su.
Ne, naušnice vise. Sise joj opadaju.

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Jer uvijek jesi
trčeći za autobusom.

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ti si!

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A kad to učiniš, brinem se -
mislim si

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"Oni će strugati pod
za pola desetljeća."

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Sve što svaki muškarac želi
je kuhana jela i dobre grudi.

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Da. A ako nisu DOBRE sise,
njih četiri.

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Pričaj mi o tome.

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"Dušo, o čemu sam razmišljao
troje, znaš."

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Oni... svi žele troje?

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Da, ali nikad s Johnom ili Markom.

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Da. Ne, ne -
jer su to biblijska imena.

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Jer oni su frajeri!

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Slušaj, ako sam rekao
svakom ravnom muškarcu,

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"Hajdemo pronaći drugog tipa na 3zupu

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"a ja ću mrdati klitorisom
dok se vas dvoje ljubite,

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odmah bi umro.

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Da. Umro bi odmah, da.

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I smijao bih se,
kao, na njegovom sprovodu.

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(SMIJEH) Zamisli...

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..ako nije ni znao
što je 3zup bio!

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Hej, Esther, kao, što bi
kažeš, kao, nad njegovim grobom, kao,

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objasniti što je to bilo?

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Oh, blagoslovljen.

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Ako tražite seks u troje,

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možete naći još dvoje ljudi
koji također traže,

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ili jedno drugo, ako ste par.

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3zup!
3zup.

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To je aplikacija.

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Ah. Hvala ti, Esther.

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(SMIJE SE)

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CANDICE: Da, zašto je trojac
s tako smiješnim čovjekom

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ali jedan sa ženom
pa očito moguće?

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KARLY: Sve dok je
ružniji od mene, ne smeta mi.

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Ružna, lijepa -
Dobro sam sa svojim kakaduom.

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Da, zašto mi se mora sviđati
grudi druge djevojke

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samo zato što volim svoje?
Točno.

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Imaš kurac, to ne znači
želite jednu za večeru.

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Moram reći da sam pristran
na malo pičku.

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(KRISTY I KARLY SE SMIJEH)

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Nan!
Samo kao početak.

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(SMIJEH)

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(SMIJEH)

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ESTHER: Oko 1965., imala sam 16 godina,

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i ja i trener plivanja
bili posljednji koji su otišli.

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Naginje se i ljubi me
na usnama, odjednom,

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točno na ulici.

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(ZVONA TELEFONA)
Tamo dolje, iza ugla.

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Oh!

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To je 3 zup. Dobio sam... dobio sam poruku.

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Sasha. Ona je nastrana,
pokusna, 26, bi.

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Ja... ne razumijem -

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govorila je, "Bok, pozdrav,
Ja sam Sasha", a ne "Ćao".

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U svakom slučaju, lijepo izgleda.

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Ona jede juhu na svojoj slici.
To je lijepo.

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Voli Buzzfeed,
crtanje i čips od kelja.

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Da, zgodna je. Odabrat ću ovaj.
(ZVONA TELEFONA)

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Zatim mi je zadigla suknju,
kleknula je...

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..sline mi vagine...
(ZVONA TELEFONA)

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..i ubrizgala joj srednji prst gore
dokle god ide gore...

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"Neutralna lokacija, npr. HOTEL"?!

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znaš što
Ostvarit ću to.

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..pumpajući ga naprijed-natrag
u mom pumu.

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Nosim tu noć.

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(ZVONA TELEFONA)

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To je bilo brzo.

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Seks u troje. "Joj", rekla je.

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Imat ću troje
da dobijem svoj par.

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Ponekad, moraš
što moraš učiniti, zar ne?

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Da. Da. Da!

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(RAPS)
on će me lupiti

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3zup, sta ima! Hej-hej!

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sta to radis
Oh, samo...svrbi me noga, da.

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Da, mislim da su me ugrizli
po nečemu.

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Jednorog je slobodna djevojka

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voljni imati troje
s ravnim parom.

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Tako su rijetki
zovu se jednorozi.

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I našla sam jednu.

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Ne zbog sreće, ne,

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ali zato, kad nešto želim,
idem vani

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a ja zgrabim jednoroga za rogove
i taj jednorog je moj.

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Bez šale.

224
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,880
Čak sam dobio hotel za £14, bravo!

225
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,640
Zašto nisam u Pripravniku
ili tako nešto?

226
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,000
Ovdje! Funta na pretek?

227
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,880
Moram nahraniti svoje dijete.
Nisam narkoman, kunem se.

228
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,200
Oh, ne, ne. oprosti

229
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,720
Zapravo, izgubljen sam.
Tražim Ferndell Road 48.

230
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Ovdje je.

231
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,800
Ne, tražim stanove.

232
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,200
Oh, Airbnb?
Da...?

233
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,760
Ja sam Doreen. Razmjenjivali smo poruke.
Ja ću te primiti.

234
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,200
To je... to je mesnica.

235
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,360
Da. Straga je.

236
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(MUHE ZUJE)
Hm...

237
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,960
OK, uh...

238
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,680
Izgleda stvarno drugačije
na slike na internetu.

239
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,440
Pa, što želiš učiniti?
Jer mi ne vršimo povrat novca.

240
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,160
Gdje je kupaonica?

241
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,400
Rekao si da želiš sobu, ne DVIJE.

242
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,560
Ako želite dva, mogu pokušati sortirati
vani, ali bit će drugi...

243
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,920
Ne, ne. Bit će...dobro.

244
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,760
Što će ti to uopće?

245
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,640
Trojka.
Uobičajeno.

246
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,760
Pravo. Postoji par
kondoma u kutu.

247
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,640
Možda ćete morati prosijati
kroz rabljene.

248
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Hvala!

249
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,520
Ali ako želite svježi,
to je dodatna naknada.

250
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,800
Da. Da, hvala.

251
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,160
znaš zašto Jer je prljavo.

252
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,760
A ja sam prljav – i nisam čist.

253
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,960
Planirao ovo. Planirao sam to.

254
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,360
Sve sam ovo planirao.

255
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,520
Sve ovo.

256
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,600
uh...

257
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,040
Prljavo. Volim to. Mm! Mm!

258
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,000
(CVIJEK)

259
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,840
oprosti mi

260
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,160
Mm. Ohhhhhhhh...

261
00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,280
ŽENA: Dobro, to je ona. Stop.

262
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,480
Rekao sam stani!

263
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,840
ČOVJEK: Isuse, Louise.

264
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,120
Kažu da je u susjedstvu -

265
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,560
količinu prometa između

266
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,400
čini da se osjeća kao u Surreyu
na drugom kontinentu.

267
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,440
Drago mi je, Tracey. Ja sam Henry.

268
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,120
Ti... jesi li dobro, Henry?

269
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,840
Dakle, drugi tip
je bijelac, zar ne?

270
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,800
Jer je izgledao kao bijelac
na fotografiji.

271
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,560
Molim te, draga, samo pripazi
ovaj put na tvojoj torbici.

272
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,440
Ne izvan privatnosti
iz vlastitog doma, OK?

273
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,920
Ovaj je moj prijatelj.

274
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,840
Ali što je s drugim
crnci na zabavi?

275
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,520
Tata, možeš otići iz mog života SADA.

276
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,160
Zabavi se draga.
Ne pij previše -

277
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,040
ne plaćamo
ponovno ispumpati želudac.

278
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ne slušam!

279
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Bok!
Bok.

280
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,080
Jesi li dobro, jednoroge?

281
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,960
Oprostite, ovo su doslovno
stvarno dobro.

282
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,440
Kao, nisam mogao ništa čuti.

283
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,640
Dakle, tip drugi tip
JE bijelac, zar ne?

284
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,920
Da.

285
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,720
Tracey, bit ću iskren
s tobom - već sam mokar.

286
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,120
Ne ti, ne ti...

287
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,920
fuj Oh, ne. Ne. Fuj.
To je odvratno.

288
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,320
Oče, oprosti mi, ali me vodi.

289
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,800
ooh

290
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,880
uh...

291
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,920
halo čuješ li me

292
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,080
vidiš li me

293
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,840
Da.

294
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,040
Zašto si morala biti tako lijepa?

295
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,480
Oh, Bože.

296
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,120
što nosiš

297
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,200
Nosim svoju omiljenu zelenu majicu...

298
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,320
Možete li okrenuti kameru pod kutom
na svoj penis?

299
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,080
Uh... Oh, imaš hlače na sebi.

300
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,520
Sad ću morati ići.

301
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,920
(JECANJE)

302
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,920
Ubit ću se!

303
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,360
Pravo.

304
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,000
TRACEY: Spremni?
Da.

305
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,640
Iznenađenje!

306
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,680
Zašto smo ovdje? Što je to?

307
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,440
Uh, ona je jednorog.
a?

308
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,240
Želi se seksati s obojicom
u isto vrijeme besplatno.

309
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,760
a?

310
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,080
Aaaaah! Mm!
(SMIJEH)

311
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,840
Kako se ona zove?
Uh, to je, uh, Sasha.

312
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,160
Sasha.
Da.

313
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,360
Jebati.

314
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,880
Zašto ovdje?

315
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,480
jer...

316
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,080
.ja kao da je prljavo.

317
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,920
Mm-hm.

318
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,400
Zdravo.

319
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,320
Scene seksa iz filma 12 Years A Slave

320
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,400
ulazi u moj um preko moje vagine
dok govorimo.

321
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,560
Hej brate Sasha.

322
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,960
Zdravo.

323
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,320
Hm?

324
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,400
(TIHO) Možemo li...
možemo li razgovarati, molim te?

325
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,400
Da.

326
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,080
Sasha, možeš li staviti svoj...?

327
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,960
Što ima, dušo?
pa...

328
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,160
..prvo najprije,
jednorog ima gubu.

329
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,880
Ne, ona...

330
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,000
To je samo ogrebotina.

331
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,840
Ne, ne, ne. Nisam na tome.

332
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,120
Oh, k...

333
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,480
Oh, sranje.
Ah, sranje...

334
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,520
Ah!

335
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,080
Ahh

336
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,680
Pretpostavljam da sam se razvio
neka vrsta obamrlosti za sve to,

337
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,240
usamljenost,

338
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,920
živim svoj život
kroz ovaj glupi ekran...

339
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,320
(ŠMIRKA)

340
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,200
..gledanje djevojaka poput tebe.

341
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,680
To je netočno. Ja nisam dio
te skupine žena, pa...

342
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,280
Ti si jedina osoba u mom životu.

343
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,800
Molim te ne idi!
Ne idi, ne idi...

344
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,480
Tko je unutra s tobom?

345
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,120
Nitko, samo pokušavam potražiti
izlaz iz razgovora.

346
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,920
Oh, da.
Da.

347
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,840
Oh, da.
Da.

348
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,320
Nisam znao da voliš djevojke.

349
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,040
Ja ne, ja ne.

350
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,640
hej Mmm, Sasha, baš smo dobri.

351
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,200
Ali, oh, to su tvoje ruke na mojim...
OK. Oh, uzimaš to...?

352
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,600
Ali što ako ne želim?
možda ne želim...

353
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,480
Prekasno. Ode moj grudnjak.

354
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,360
To je lijepo.
Vrlo podesive bradavice.

355
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,640
Odakle ti to?

356
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,520
Hej, hej, tvoj grudnjak, vrati ga.

357
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,880
Što?
Vrati grudnjak.

358
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,760
U REDU. Da.
Sakrij svoje sise.

359
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,600
Ti bi mi trebao pomagati
izgubiti MOJU v-reg, a ne VAŠU v-reg.

360
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,680
Trebao bi mi pomoći, čoveče.
U REDU.

361
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,360
Kakav si ti jednorog?

362
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,520
Hej... Hej!

363
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,920
Što?

364
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,000
Moj tata ne dolazi
do jutra, OK, ljubavi moja?

365
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,480
Henry. Henry. Da.
Da, da.

366
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:05,080
Što znači da imamo cijelu noć,
da?

367
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,080
OK, da, da. u redu
Uh-ha.

368
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,800
Inače, imam afte.

369
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,720
Stvarno? nisam...
Da. Da.

370
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,200
Izbjeći lice.
ooh!

371
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,840
Ne mogu lagati, ovo je...
Ovo je malo vruće.

372
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,720
Zašto ne uđeš ovamo, brate?

373
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,720
Oh, dobro.

374
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,880
Zar nemaš obitelj?

375
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,560
Prije jesam, ali sada me mrze.

376
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,920
Ah, bio sam gdje si ti.

377
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,960
Moja se sestra ponaša kao
ja joj se ne sviđam

378
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,880
ali znam
da sam ja njen najveći prijatelj.

379
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:42,360
Zadnji put kad sam vidio svoju sestru,
Bila sam na koljenima i plakala sam.

380
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,960
Zatim je bacila
sendvič sa šunkom u moje lice!

381
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,200
OK, ne, onda nije baš isto -
ne jedemo svinjetinu.

382
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,760
Sada nisam tako čist, zar ne?

383
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,640
br.
br.

384
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,280
Ne, uvijek si bio
prljava kučka.

385
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,360
Oprostite, samo sekundu.
Prije svega, ja nisam kučka, u redu?

386
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,680
drugo,
rekao si da sam previše čist da prodrem.

387
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,920
Nikad to nisam rekao!
Oh!

388
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,320
U redu, dušo, samo se opusti, može?
Samo se opusti, čovječe!

389
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,200
Da, jesi. To je cijeli razlog
Prvo sam dobio jednoroga.

390
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,040
Jednorog? To zvuči zabavno.
Što je to?

391
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,720
Kao kaubojska stvar?

392
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,280
Da, ovako nešto.

393
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,440
Pogledaj, Connore,
prije se nisi htio poseksati

394
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,720
a sada želiš imati seks.

395
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,040
Jedina razlika je ona.

396
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,600
Gle, znam da imam viseće sise, OK?

397
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,320
Jesu li to moje sise?
Kupit ću grudnjak sa žicom.

398
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,680
Kupit ću žičani grudnjak, može?
Oh, volim ih.

399
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,840
(STENJE)

400
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,840
ooh!

401
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,800
Oh, ne.

402
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,200
(SOJEVI)

403
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,360
Mislim da bih trebala ići.

404
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,400
Ne, ne, ne,
samo plačeš tamo.

405
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,240
Izgledaš tako lijepo kad plačeš.

406
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,760
žao mi je, žao mi je.

407
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,080
Bojiš li se?

408
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,240
Da.

409
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,800
Želite li se dotaknuti
malo dok plačeš?

410
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,480
br.

411
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,640
Dobro, samo ću drkati jednu.

412
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,480
Što...? Što?

413
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,280
Skočit ću, a kad budem plava

414
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:18,880
i ne može više
drži se za moj kurac, vrišti prestani.

415
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,920
Što? ne razumijem...

416
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,840
jedan, dva,

417
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,360
tri.

418
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,080
(GAGS)

419
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,360
(GUNCA)

420
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,640
Stani! STOP!

421
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,680
(STENJE)

422
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,760
Ah! To je bilo super,
to je bilo jebeno super.

423
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,200
zar nije?

424
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,800
Opet. Sada. Da?

425
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,120
(GUNCA)

426
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,680
(TEŠKO DIŠE)

427
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,000
Hajde, onda, imaš jednog.

428
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,160
Imaš kurac.

429
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,440
Znate li što vam je činiti
s kurcem sljedećeg muškarca, Connor?

430
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,600
Ti, Lupita.

431
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,120
WHO?

432
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,040
Ne brini brate
nikad te ne bi izostavio.

433
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,880
Dobivaš onaj veliki.

434
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,440
Ha!

435
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,240
Hvala.

436
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,400
čemu služi
Ne znam!

437
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,480
Očito ne znam.

438
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,880
Ah, gubim živce.

439
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,360
Nisu žlice, zar ne?

440
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,480
ja samo...

441
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,840
Tijekom zadnjih par mjeseci
Stalno dobivam ovo

442
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:36,000
"Nemoj zajebavati, nemoj zajebavati" stvar
u mojoj glavi, a onda to jednostavno izgubim.

443
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,360
Mm-hmm. U REDU.

444
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,640
Oh, ne. Da, ne to, Sash.

445
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,160
Samo ih zatvorite.
Mogu li razgovarati s tobom?

446
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,760
Mogu li...? Normalan razgovor,
molim te Sjajno. Hvala.

447
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,680
Vidi, moj dečko,
ne može dobiti...

448
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,480
Oh, erektilna disfunkcija?

449
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,880
Ne, ne, ne, definitivno ne.

450
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,440
Iskoristimo igračke.

451
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,280
Samo sam htjela da mi razbije stidnicu.

452
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,560
Hej, hej, hej,

453
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,720
pobjegao si Michaelu Fassbenderu, ovo
je još jedna borba koju treba prevladati.

454
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,800
Sasha, tko su svi ovi ljudi?

455
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,880
Tracey, pogledaj homoseksualce, OK?

456
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,720
Seks je rijedak
redoslijed dana.

457
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,240
Rade hrpu drugih sranja,
koriste gomilu drugih bitova.

458
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,880
Prestani mu praviti kurac
centar seksa -

459
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,280
seks usmjeren na kurac je sranje.

460
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,800
Oh.

461
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,040
Ne, ne. Ne želim to.

462
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,440


463
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,880
Isus...

464
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,160
Aleluja.

465
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,520
Isus!

466
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,560
Ha!

467
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,040
Ah-hah!

468
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,120
(HLAČE)

469
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,640
Sada smo samo nas dvoje, dušo.

470
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,400
Samo se opusti.

471
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,720
U REDU.

472
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,200
Oh...

473
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,400
Oh, vidim.

474
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,880
To je zapravo nešto drugo.

475
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,400
To je baš lijepo.

476
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,400
Jedan...

477
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,400
ooh

478
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,000
Connor?

479
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,200
Da?

480
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,880
Što da radim ako trebam prdnuti?

481
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880
(NERAZGODINJENO MRMLJA)

482
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,200
Samo sam svjestan koliko blizu
ti si mojoj guzici...

483
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,200
..rupa...

484
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:34,200
Za, za, za, za. ho! Vau!

485
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:39,600
(UZVIKNE NERAZUMLJIVO)

486
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,560
Tracey, još sam tvrd.
Oh.

487
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560
Da?

488
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,080
Hoćemo li to učiniti?

489
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,160
Oh, OK. Da.

490
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,000
tako si lijepa

491
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,120
OK, mislim da sam spreman.
U REDU.

492
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,960
jao OW!
Ah!

493
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,640
Što? Što? To je bio samo vrh.

494
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,000
O moj Bože.
Samo učini stvar s jezikom.

495
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,080
Molim te samo ponovi to.
To je jako lijepo. Ne taj.

496
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,680
Pošteno.

497
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,240
Dečki, sada zvučite tako zgodno.

498
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,040
Oh, Sasha, opusti se, čovječe.

499
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,080
Naslovi Red Bee Media

500
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,080
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